earth sex

When a desperate man who can't get a girl waits until it's raining out and makes a small hole in the muddy ground and inserts his white helmeted soldier of love into it.

"I had no girlfriend back then, so I went outside and had earth sex."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood June 11, 2006

down to earth

a vague, meaningless expression that a wide variety of people use to express an undefinable positive quality in an other

For instance:
"Those two police officers were really down to earth, weren't they?"
"This ski lodge has down to earth feel to it, don't you think?"
"Rainbow is one of the most down to earth individuals I know."
"Say what you want about George Bush, but he's a down to earth kinda guy."
"The astronauts were the down to earth sort"
"REI and Eddie Bauer outlets have a down to earth feel to them."

by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004

earth bunny

An extremely good looking and flirtatious angel, a supernatural being or extra-terrestrial intelligence. A stranger or aquaintance that you would like to know better.

I was too afraid to ask that earth bunny for his number before he drove by us in his Land Rover.

by bobbie_fisher April 25, 2009

scum of the earth

1. see chav and townie
variations include "scum of the universe" and "scum of the galaxy"

"look at that burberry clad idiot! he's the scum of the earth!"

by markyG February 15, 2006

Heaven on Earth

When you are not poor to beg nor rich to have insomnia, yet you can eat and drink (without a tube), walk (without bodyguards), shower (without a nurse), and earn or save enough (without kissing your boss’s ass)—and you can contribute to Urban Dictionary every now and then.

Heaven on earth starts right here on this side of eternity, not after you’ve earned your first million or billion, or experienced your last heartbeat—remember to count your blessings and be a blessing to others.

by MathPlus October 2, 2018

earth dragon

a chinese astrological sign; somebody born between January 23,1928 and February 9,1929 or between February 17, 1988 and February 5,1989

earth dragons rock

by k.k. February 4, 2004

earth sexual

Where one fantasizes about the earth and wants to be one with it, and attempt to have intercourse with the planet

Dave: I think im an earth sexual..
jac: Why? did you try to fuck the earth or something?
Dave: Yes

by The_depresso_1 November 11, 2021