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Fictionary

Being an encyclopedia or dictionary of knowledge but about a fictional show, series, or area
Mike is such a fictionary about the Simpsons, ask him anything, he knows it.
by PumpedUpPye February 7, 2023
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functionally Amish

She can't figure out how to open her e-mail; she's functionally Amish.
by xxoomom February 8, 2010
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fiction-a-non

A written literary work goes between fiction and non-fiction. The writer is not obligated to divulge which is which.

Method is like any other hybrid fiction/non-fiction works. Style of writing, may also involve similarities, but bees original as a gum of archives, belles-lettres, gonzo, foodist, journalkeeping, personal & familiar essay, the ri-di-cul-ous, and is also research-reliant (as in, cites those from the labs and the quantitative gatherers) (likely not exhaustive list) .
Fifi is seeking representation for her fiction-a-non Breaking bread with boys.
by Flea Sisters July 27, 2010
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fictionitis

A disease common consisting of an obsession-rational or otherwise-with a fictional world, character, or state of being.

Symptoms include:

-Hyperventilating, shrieking, etc. at the mention of said fictional state

-Excessive discussion of said fictional state

-Belief that this fictional state is, in fact, a reality.

This ailment affects a large majority of the world's population. If one has never attained it, they are typically viewed as as "dull" or "lifeless." A cure has yet to be discovered.
Gracie was diagnosed with fictionitis when her friends noted her ceaseless blabbering about the said "Fault in Our Stars."

Jennifer had come to the conclusion that she had attained fictionitis when she failed to go a minute without squealing to her friends "Tobias Eaton is too hot for words!"
by TheSmexiNinjaOfHogwarts March 12, 2014
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functional incompetence

The ability to maintain a façade of competence, the surface of which, once penetrated, reveals the individual actually has little to no understanding of the tasks in which they have been placed in control of. This type of employee is of particular concern as their incompetence may not be discovered until they have left the organization.
John excelled at functional incompetence because he seemed to know what he was doing until an audit showed he fabricated all his reports.
by Tamara101972 September 19, 2016
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Fractional ownership

When your friend is being a cheap, sneaky son of a bitch.
Mauss is trying to trick me into fractional ownership of a camper and/or plane.
by c-dall October 15, 2016
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functional nerd

A type of nerd that isn't easily identified. people only realize they are nerds after prolonged exposure to them.
Ellilta's got her shit together but she's been watching Game of Thrones everyday for the past month. She's a functional nerd.
by jst_money March 6, 2017
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