fecal chatter

Discussion of one's recent bowel movements

Yesterday Eric and I were talking about the biggest craps we'd ever taken. It was complete fecal chatter

by westacles October 31, 2008

fecal muncher

eater of excrement

Tom is so full of shit he must be a fecal muncher.

by blochow2001 March 4, 2009

Fecalitate

a word used so signify an action having to do with feces

I am going to fecalitate the hell out of this bathroom.

by boogfry September 28, 2009

fecal retribution

the act of shitting on someone or on their property in order to get revenge.

Hey, last night in sneaked into my ex-girlfriends house and shit in her clothes hamper.
Wow, that's what I call fecal retribution.

by dmetz October 20, 2010

Fecal Vendetta

Plotting, or the conspiracy to seek fecal revenge on your Co-worker, or Janitor. Defecating erratically and fecally vandalizing your workplace's washroom on the day your arch nemesis must clean it up . Planning to leave a fecal masterpiece for the disillusionment of you least favorite co-worker.

"I feel sorry for whoever has to clean the bathroom today. There's hot chocolate frosting everywhere. Looks like a snickers bar in a microwave in there... Someone must have had a Fecal Vendetta. That's a damn shame." SMH

by MrHollandsOpusOne October 28, 2010

fecavore

To partake in the eating of verbal diarrhea. To eat shit. Primary sustanance is fecal matter ( SHIT ). One who enjoys eating anothers verbal shit and regurgitate as to feed their young

I knew he was a full flegde fecavore after his boss spewed obvious bullshit from his mouth and he accepted it with a smile

by the FEARLESS September 25, 2011

fecalsex

When you take your fecal matter and freeze it. You take this frozen fecal matter stab someone in the chest. With the hole you stick in your dick, hence the name FecalSex

Hey jenny im gonna fecalsex you tonight

by smoochie95 December 19, 2016