Failure

Failure doesn't have to be something you repeat, but if you do repeat it, and if it does take 50 times to learn something, then take 50 times to learn something.

Failure doesn't have to keep you from doing what comes next.

by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020

anxiety failure

When someone, specifically someone who likes/wants/has printers, wants to have anxiety but ultimately fails.

That girl just had an anxiety failure last night.

by MerBudd January 21, 2022

Piano Failures

When you wanna quit Piano Lessons but your mom says no so you secretly hire a "Piano Failure" to slowly help you lose your skill until its physically impossible to play the Piano so your mom lets you quit.

I want a Piano Failures

by Tannon+Eli February 14, 2022

Miserable Failure

The 2011 Boston Red Sox

Marvin partnered up with Alicia in a Mixed Doubles Tennis match against Graham and Evelyn, they led 6-0 5-0 40-0, but lost the match 6-0, 5-7, 0-6, what a miserable failure!

by PhoenixGamer34 July 24, 2021

Educated failure

A person that is extremely well educated, maybe a lawyer even, but are very f*ing unimpressive and almost comically incompetent when it comes to running for president of a country and having to explain their policies to voters

What do Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg and Elizabeth Warren 🤔 have in common? They're educated failures irl.

by Sexydimma October 14, 2024

Manufacture failure

No. This was a great idea.

Hym "No you're trying to manufacture failure to spite me but I was right about the about the targeted harassment and when your kids are dead explicitly because of it you're going to have to suck it up and keep your mouth shut about it because the people who signed off on it and the social media companies that facilitated it are 'too important.' You backed the wrong horse in the name of Jesus and be nice to women and retards and the price you will pay is child murder. You deserve it. 937 plus the ones that will inevitably occur in the future. Should have played ball. It's your own goddamn fault and you're going to suffer at the hands of your own solipsism when I get what's coming to me."

by Hym Iam April 23, 2024

Bladder Failure

Bladder failure refers to the act of being unable to hold your pee and releasing urine into your underwear or pants or possibly your sheets.

Was driving home and i really had to go. had a Bladder Failure in the car. so embarrassing

by The Bladder Master July 21, 2019