Panda Express

A sexual position where the man takes a woman from behind, while holding her hair as she pukes.

The frat Bros cheered from their jeep as they passed the couple having a panda express in the parking lot.

by LES_LIZARD July 27, 2015

self expression

the primary excuse for the acts of an artist

the photographic exhibition of metal objects hung on his dick was a show of self expression

by clunky_dozer September 08, 2003

disorient express

the short bus. bus used to transport mentally or physically disabled persons

i got almost got run over by the disorient express in front of the tard yard!

by valvespout August 04, 2005

festival express

a term used to describe welcomed sexual advances among strangers at any large gathering, including concerts and festivals, and where time is of the essence.

also known as a quickie

i was so randy at Coachella last april and the line at the bathroom was so long, when we finally got inside the honey bucket, he quickly gave me a festival express reach around

by SUPAHIGHWAY September 20, 2011

Farfinugin Express

verb:
Gracefully leaping while ripping a bellowing fart in mid air.

Christopher farfinugin expressed from the living room to tv room.

by Polly panda May 12, 2009

polar express

When you freeze a piece of turd and use it as a dildo

+do you want some of my turd for a polar express?
-yeah sure
+its a bit runny
-no thanks then

"Do you want to ride the polar express?"

by Conductor sam January 08, 2006

polar express

another term for running train; fucking a girl in a cold environment, such as in snow or in a cold car during winter

example 1

Bro, I got a setup. Fire up the Polar Express!

example 2

I turned off the heat and polar expressed her all night.

example 3

All Aboard The Polar Express!

by Dr. Fuckatis Enla Butticus September 21, 2010