Escalon

Small farming community in Central California. Population 4,000. Escalon High School's football team has held the title of state champions for several years running. However, the high school is academically challenged. Thirty minutes north of Modesto and ninety minutes east of San Francisco.

Also "step" in the spanish language.

You're from Escalon and you drive a '78 Dodge truck too? No way!

by nadanombre July 6, 2004

escalade

someone who is manufactured, fake, and or lies alot.

you are such an escalade

by arielle May 8, 2004

escapades

noun

a large scale adventure involving whisk & trees

i had some escapades today, cimbing trees & making fudge brownies out of whisk!

by Angelica & Drew July 1, 2008

escatruck

Escalade Ext - Escalade mixed with truck becomes escatruck

"bob's rollin in the escatruck to the clubs. Let's ball in that!"

by ryan October 21, 2004

Escape Notch

The penis slit, which released gentelman's relish or urine.

I pee and jizz out of my escape notch.

by LibbyfromSC May 8, 2009

escapeology

The study of all aspects of excapeing from something such a prison or a concentration camp ect. and how to do it and get well away. It studies all aspects of prisons ect. and methods of escape.
It is not to be confused with the escapeology that is shown in magic acts which is consipered as a minor branch of it.

John is studying escapeology.

by Deep blue 2012 January 26, 2010

Aquatic Escape

After having relations with a women, the man slyly asks the women for a glass of water. When the women kindly leaves the bedroom to fulfill request, the man locks her ass out of the room pretending to be sleeping leaving to her own tearful river in the other room.

Friend 1 "How did your evening with Tara go?"
Friend 2 "I pulled the ol' Aquatic Escape on her ass."

by mike22qu August 25, 2010