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Edward Fortyhands

A drinking game in which a person has 40s taped or otherwise attached to their hands, and is not allowed to remove them until they are both consumed.
Should result in old-fashioned rowdiness and/or vomiting.
Jessica: "Hey, let's pick up some Hurricanes and play Edward Fortyhands tonight!"

Liz: "Okay, but you better not puke like last time."
by Liz T. January 3, 2007
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Edward Grimes

One half of irish pop duo Jedward.
Edward Grimes is a beautiful human being that always looks fabulous!
Edward Grimes is an amazing teacher of all things you need to know in life, such as using an aeroplane toilet and taking a shower.
Edward Grimes like toilets, toilet paper, toilet flushes and sparkle!
Also known as : Edbb, Ed'ard
I love sparkly things, just Edward Grimes!
by Liam Mckenna January 11, 2012
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Edoardo

Edoardo is the best. Edoardo is the worst. Edoardo is the best.
Edoardo. He just is.
by H///H123 June 5, 2021
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Graham Edwards

The name of a super-powered cockney brewer, of whom spares no one and consumes all with his beer-related powers. This comic was short lived, and very few examples still exist, just some old bad tasting beer. It is common for people to curse his name when something goes wrong, or is in the process of doing such.

His most famous and well known attacks include "Kamehamebeer" "Distructobeer" and "Special Beer Cannon"

This super hero was created by David Edwards in the early 90's, and his fan site can be found via: http://www.peakstonesrock.co.uk/
the website representing the fictional brewery Graham was supposedly created in.
Chap one: "Who on earth made this horrible mess?!"
Chap two: "Graham."

Chap one: "Good lord, someones missing?"
Chap two: "Must be Graham Edwards."

Chap one: "They're flanking us!"
Chap two: "OH GRAHAM EDWARDS!"
by WLB91 April 6, 2009
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Edward Cullen

A psycho who goes into girls bedrooms to watch them sleep. May or may not sparkle.
"This guy is a total Edward Cullen! Crept into my room again last night!"
by Bella :T December 29, 2008
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John Edwards

A US Senator who ran for president.

He gets $400 haircuts and is a multimillionaire.

He says he wants to help unite the "Two Americas."

He had an affair, even though his wife was dying from Cancer. He has repeatedly denied the accusations, but he has finally admitted ot.
John Edwards, the definitive Bad Senator.
by 7654678 October 3, 2008
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edward stiiizy hands

like edward 40 hands but instead of 40s you tape stiiizys to your hands. specifically stiiizy gold if youre on that fuck distillate 2020 wave
bro: what are you going to the halloween part as?
me: edward stiiizy hands.
bro: yoooo lemme hit
by 23_rainbow November 6, 2020
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