out of bathing suit experience

When one or more body parts usually covered by a bathing suit are found to be hanging out of it. Commonly happens at the bottom of water slides or in areas where high surf conditions occur.

Whoa! That water slide was so huge, at the bottom I had to check my boobs to be sure I wasn't having an out of bathing suit experience.

by 3 card Monty June 5, 2009

The French Experience

The act of taking a dick in the ass on a nude beach in Nice, France.

When I was in Nice, I enjoyed The French Experience.

by meh2354 October 2, 2010

the charles erickson experience

when a girl goes blind and deaf from a shockgasm

he gave me the charles erickson experience

by bear4peace September 10, 2010

carlsberg export

An alcoholic beverage that requires great skill by Danish lorry drivers to get it out of the country. Local danish people, particularly elderly ladies, will do anything to stop it crossing the border, including pushing the lorry drivers down the cellar stairs.

Carlsberg Export is so good the danish don't want it to leave.

by TV Boy June 19, 2005

experminate

to completely exterminate someone's sperm by hitting the balls or exposing one to radiation

He pissed her off, so she experminated him with a 2 by 4.

by inkstaindhands September 3, 2009

Expectacle

1. Used to describe a scrotum containing three testicles.
2. The act of finding the third testicle in the sack

1. I always thought he was sexy, but after finding his expectacle, I knew he would be a powerful, and potent lover
2. When she reached for my sack, she should have expectacled the unexpected.

by sacredenginex December 1, 2010

expectane

A drug used to reduce the chances of miscarriage.
Taken as a pill once before use.
Invented by an Austrian Scientist by the name of Dr. Alex Hesse not to be confused with Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I took “Expectane” and in a week I was pregnant!

by Duccc May 20, 2019