Eat a Richard

Understanding that dick is short for Richard. Eat a Richard means eat a dick, because Richard is long for dick.

With all due respect eat a Richard and wash it down with a protein shake.

by Master11223385 November 27, 2022

Everybody eats

A phrase that is another way of saying “we take care of everyone.” It’s a shorter version of “no one goes home hungry,” and it has expanded to a definition that’s broader than food.

Johnny: “Did you get a raise?”

Pete: “I did, but I advocated for a raise for our support staff too. Everybody eats.”

by The real man of Notre Dame June 02, 2022

eating bananas

2 dudes deep throating each other at the same time in the 69 position.

Guy #1: What are you doing this weekend?
Chuck: Staying most of weekend in CLE with Rich
Guy #1: Are you guys gonna get a hotel? And make a video together?
Chuck: Yup. Eating Bananas

by T-rash February 10, 2018

kamikaze eating

To eat yourself into a coma at a crappy cheap buffet and telling everyone it's the best place ever.

I just saw that fats on his way to the old country buffet for some kamikaze eating!

by bmg-definitions February 28, 2015

eating pussy

To have oral sex with a woman. Also known as cunnilingus. The eater can be either male or female, but the eatee must be a female, or some other cunted creature. Eating the pussy may involve licking, sucking, blowing, kissing or other similar action to the labia minora and clitoris. This activity could preceed or follow normal dick-to-twat action.

I called Duane, but he was busy eating pussy and said he'd call back later.

by Robert E. Porter January 14, 2006

eat up

To overwhelm someone with loving, but non-sexual, affection. The feeling you get when a little baby/adorable female does the cutest thing and you just want to pick him/her up and squeeze, cuddle, pinch cheeks, etc.

Courtney looked so adorable sitting in the fountain, soaked and upset with me cause I pushed her in, I jumped in and ate her up.

by The Madhatter May 01, 2005

Eating Box

When you are performing rigorous cunnilingus on a female with a shaved vaginal region. Often accompanied by about a .14 BAC and a towel to dry your mouth afterwards. Also: See Blackbox munching.

"So many hoes in this jaunt right now wearing skin-tight dresses. I'm definitely going to be eating box tonight."

by boxeater14 January 03, 2012