Ear Hotels

A very high quality brand of over the ear headphones. Sennheiser or Beats for example. The cushioning provided and the head support of these headphones make your ears feel right at "home." Much like in a hotel.

Broham #1: Duuude!! Check out my phones bro!!

Broham #2: ~Puts on headphones~ Woh! These are like Ear Hotels brah!

by Cyber Jesus July 23, 2010

Ear Bong

Ear Bong is drinking alcohol, usually beer, out of an Elephant Ear plant leaf.

When you float the San Marcos river in San Marcos, TX, you will find elephant ear plants along the sides. Leave your tube, swim and pick one. Roll it up like a funnel. Close the small end. Pour beer into the open end. Tell your friends you are about to Ear Bong the shit out of your drink. Drink the shit out of it. Wear it as a hat.

by FCBlues April 18, 2011

Ear Crack

When a Song is so great that you cant stop listening to it

this song is crack to my ears!

This song is ear crack!

by TheStudent April 13, 2008

ear dildo

A bluetooth headset, usually worn by the person least likely to ever receive a call.

Look at Sammy! He's pleasuring himself with that ear dildo again! Think he'll ever get a call on it?

by McShawty October 16, 2008

ear-pop

The headphones of an iPod or other MP3 player.

You can't speak French while listening to music, so take those ear-pops out right now!

by Inane Hangman November 26, 2006

ear hustulin'

ear hustulin' (v)- To eaves drop

Origin- Often used by African American girls who believe you are eves dropping.

"Yo quit ear hustulin', this is a private conversation to witch you are not invited."

by Tacotim230123 January 22, 2010

Ear Rape

Used to define an unwanted, one-way conversation which makes you feel dirty and or used afterwards.

Man, I wish they made ear condoms because the new guy just decided to ear rape me about his personal problems.

by Leroy Mansauce July 22, 2009