Deafer

When your hearing is becoming more AIDS by the minute

Person 1: Bro I'm becoming deafer
Person 2: O shit you have AIDS in the ear
Person 3: What???

by Big Dick Michael69420 December 9, 2019

Deaf Egg Roll

The action of stealing a deaf persons' hearing aid and putting it in an anal cavity, pulling it out and putting it on your ear while fucking an Asian.

I want to do a deaf egg roll to Justina

by bennybuckets November 5, 2019

deaf wongbat

some one who is dumb, idiotic, or doesn't understand something. this can also be used if someone doesn't understand that something was a joke.

person 1: i eat children
person 2: dude that's illegal
person 1: it was a joke, you deaf wongbat

by idontactuallyeatchildren December 21, 2019

Dweefer

What people call a pocket watch in London. Can also be used to derogatorily describe someone as a “dick fart”.

I checked my dweefer for the time.

That guy was a major dweefer.

by Abc9876 January 15, 2020

Dweefus

A person who's is boring, foolish, or stupid
A combination of "dweeb" and "doofus"

"that girl Diana is such a dweefus"

by Tonythepony744 August 4, 2020

Deaf Nut

The sexual finishing move where the man ejaculates into the receiving partners earhole.

“Please Steve, give me the Deaf Nut tonight!”

“I hit her with the Deaf nut.”

“Pearl necklace? I prefer the Deaf Nut.”

by MolzaOJ August 24, 2020

DeafFish

The use of a dead fish in a ritual commonly used to summon Satan.

The legend of DeafFish is a Russian serial killer that summoned Satan and killed over 1400 people .

Using a deafFish in a ritual is believed to give the witches either incredible vocal talent or the ability to make the perfect lasagna... or they’ll get possesed

“ are you coming to the ritual tonight?”
“ yeh! I’ll bring the deafFish”

by ExposHUre October 11, 2020