Duece

to share something between 2 people

"deuce that smoke with me"

by L- pap July 1, 2005

duece springsteen

having to take a shit or to take a shit

"oh fuck i gotta drop a duece springsteen"

by airman_man July 16, 2009

Dueceterbate

The act of taking a duece and masterbating while on the toliet.

Dude I just dueceterbated! I knocked out two birds with one stone!

by mollykick November 3, 2010

over dueced

The act of shitting yourself to death.

Me: They found Whitney Houston in a Beverly Hills Hilton...wonder how she died?

Her: they found her in a hotel..she definitely over dueced.

Me: She shit herself to death!!!!

Her: You're an asshole...

by Hottwax0ne April 6, 2012

The Deuces

A standard case of diarrhea; an uncomfortable and uncontrollable need to defecate; a stomach ailment treatable with Pepto-Bismol

I cannot wait to go to India this year, but I expect to catch The Deuces; Do not sample Joe's BBQ patties, lest you suffer The Deuces; I thought I'd be in and out, but I got slowed by The Deuces

by digital jamando April 7, 2015

deuce deuce deuces

Having an exact number of .22 calibur pistols, first used on September 24th in the Art class in 6th period by Daniel.

"John look at this drawing of this dude with his deuce deuce deuces!"

by we're high October 8, 2004

duece duece

A turd, or feces. Generally a duece duece is considered an emergency use of the toilet.

I have to go drop a duece duece.

by Harold Rufus August 7, 2006