what happens when you type fuck and your dumb smart phone thinks you meant duck and you get screwed over
Guy: Hey wanna duck?
Girl: No I already have chickens and hate them.
Guy: *shit now what am I gonna do I wanna get laid but now she thinks I'm trying to do nice things* Uh haha oh well and my phone auto corrected it to duck... I meant to say do you wanna fuck
Girl: go duck yourself you perverted duck
Girl: No I already have chickens and hate them.
Guy: *shit now what am I gonna do I wanna get laid but now she thinks I'm trying to do nice things* Uh haha oh well and my phone auto corrected it to duck... I meant to say do you wanna fuck
Girl: go duck yourself you perverted duck
by noreligionneeded March 6, 2015
Get the Duckmug. Someone who is being so annoying no other words will describe their behavior. Combination of Dick and Fuck equaling Duck.
Person 1: dude you're fucking my girlfriend I know it!
Person 2: what the hell? No I'm not! Stop being such a duck!
Person 2: what the hell? No I'm not! Stop being such a duck!
by Kodyp10 September 10, 2016
Get the Duckmug. 
by ゴッド La Premiere March 30, 2017
Get the Duckmug.