Donut Phone

The most awesome phone in the world. It was made in the 70's by Western Electric and came in TouchTone and Rotary models. It can do anything. This phone has special powers. Much better than the crappy and generic phones made today

I was talking on my Donut Phone and then it game me magical powers.

by Donut Phone Masta December 16, 2008

Donut Media

The holy grail of Car Channels

A car-oriented Youtube channel with an ample catalog of content like: Automotive history (Up to speed), obscure things in the Car world (WheelHouse), the currently defunct scientific part of the channel Science Garage and many more.

Go watch it.

MO POWAHH BABEHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Donut media is peak quality, I guarantee it.

by the t h i c c boi June 10, 2020

Baking Donuts

Some horrible, but unspecified low point in one's existence.(From a Mark Leyner novel, i believe My Cousin, My Gastrointerologist)

Guy 1: Say man, is everything OK? I heard you've been baking donuts.

Guy 2: Who told you that?!? They're lying! I can't tell you how hurt I am that you believed such an outrageous rumor.

by crescent fresh May 23, 2006

donut fucker

police officer

Hey, you better slow down; there's a donut fucker parked behind that billboard.

by Tommy Ticketmaster March 2, 2009

donut sex

Sex after meeting a girl from Dunkin Donuts

1) I gave up on Starbucks and scored some donut sex
2) I'll take a baker's dozen and some donut sex

by spartcart February 7, 2009

bearded donut

another way to describe the human asshole

My what a lovely bearded donut you have.

by joshua.wolk June 15, 2010

Glazed donut

The after effects of eating your girls pussy. The wet, sticky sauce that is left shimmerring on your face after cunnilingis.

God damn, where's my sunglasses? Your face is so shiny, you must have been eatin' pussy for a week solid !

by Kool Kolino January 1, 2005