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Dumblefuck

The act of sex wearing a wizard robe and huge fake beard screaming did you put your name on the goblet of fire, not in any way asking calmly ala the books.
My partner has a Very Specific Kink, they require me to Dumblefuck them nightly.
by SolidOstrichCats May 23, 2019
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Dumbledore Out

To depart by turning perpendicular to your audience, and moving forward un-waveringly to your next engagement. Full termination of eye contact and an expressionless face are key. Most practical when used in video chats.
by TaintTantrum September 15, 2019
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dumbledorette

when people decide to draw dumbledore exept a woman.
"Yesterday i saw a drawing of dumbledorette"
by catwithgun 45 December 6, 2019
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Dumblebrag

A less tactful version of a humblebrag

Saying it feels inappropriate to mention something within the context of something else, but still mentioning that thing.
JK Rowling sure did Dumblebrag yesterday when she tweeted this:
“ Today's the 22nd anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts, but I'm going to be honest and say that it feels inappropriate to talk about fictional deaths today. Too many people are losing loved ones in the real world.”
by Joule29 May 3, 2020
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Dumbledored

Making someone gay after a character has completed his character arc
"Dumbledore got dumbledored by JK Rowling, he is gay now."
by Harrie Karis October 9, 2022
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dimple head

A golf fantatic. A dimple head is somebody who lives and dies by the links. Others may bash a dimple head for being weird and way too obsessive over golf, but only true dimple heads will ignore the haters and continue on with their way of life. Golf life isn’t a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
“I asked my husband the other day if he would like to go out apple picking and take pictures but all he wants to do is play stupid golf with his alcoholic friends. My husband is such a dimple head.”

“Broooo this dude walking by is wearing a LIV Golf hat.. dimple head for life!”

“Our round took over five hours. This dimple head dip shit held up the whole entire course. He was on the phone constantly; and at one point he was working on his laptop at the tee box.”

“Tim works at the PGA Superstore AND has a country club membership. He is quite the dimple head.”

“I won so much money on Scottie Scheffler and Cameron Smith last year. One thing we have in common is we are all dimple heads.”
by dimplehead23 January 2, 2023
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the dumbledore

-noun, the magic joint that keeps getting you high without ever going down in size.
Yo, are you guys just a bunch of pussies, or is that joint you hitting the dumbledore.
by MonsantoWand December 12, 2013
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