dicking dick

A phrase to describe a person who likes to be an asshole

You are such a dicking dick! Donald Trump is such a dicking dick.

by Fartknocker5000 July 7, 2017

Dicking

Wearing a strap on over your pants in a public place. While you stand there in silence staring strangers dead in the eyes, with the straightest face possible.

Dicking is the new Planking.

I went Dicking at the mall, babies r us, and the gas station all in one day. I also took some pictures to post on facebook to show them Planking idiots what real fun is.

by BenTennison July 12, 2011

Dicking

To be beaten heavily in any sporting event, or the same as happened to the French in WW2. In the game of football (soccer), to have more eight or more goals scored against your team during a single match. To be dicked by the opposition in a game.

"We just took a dicking from Manchester United" - Arsenal fans, 2011. "Oooh Leeds just got dicked!" - news watcher, 2011.
"France took another dicking on the battlefield" - pre-history to present day.

by mrenigmar September 20, 2011

get dicking

What Jaden is trying to do when she is waving down cars in the ghetto with her knee-high boots and busting out 48 EE tits.

Jaden was so sexually frustrated, she hit the talk button and said "I need to masturbate or get dicking NOW!"

by Dan September 29, 2004

dirty dicking

The act of fucking one girls ass then fucking a second girl's vagina with out showering between

I dirty dicked my girlfriend last night, after i got done fucking some dumb broad in the ass i tottaly fucked her with out washing up first

by Cuddle Bear December 31, 2004

FIRST DICKING

When someone posts a new blog and you comment FIRST before reading the blog.

I'll just use first dicking on MySpace awards center's blog so I can FINALLY be first.

by Noeli July 18, 2007

dickfinger

a multi-use word describing the act of, or result of, screwing up.

I would ask Jim to help me out with this definition but I know he'd just dickfinger it up.

by Dale W Norris Jr August 29, 2005