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Desk Sitter

Desk Sitter: Usually someone who delibertly sits or stands on a desk to make people irritated. occurs most during school classes. When someone sits on a desk to get attention or praise. Also known as an attention seeker.
If someone is sitting on a desk one would be referred to as a "desk sitter." If an attention seeking person sat on a desk someone could yell "desk sitter."
by Victoria Tenneele October 21, 2011
mugGet the Desk Sittermug.

desk it the open way

Doing office work extremely efficiently through collaborative methodologies in the public administration.
I‘ll finish that ahead of schedule, we desk it the open way.
by The open janitor July 31, 2024
mugGet the desk it the open waymug.

Dice, key, desk.

Daisuki-desu. Japanese for 'I love you'.
"Bro, whats on your mind?", "Dice, key, desk. "

"That's so random. What, you thinking of going to Ikea?"

"Yeah. Wanna come? Help me search for a (s)key"

sus
by Blue and Grey November 5, 2021
mugGet the Dice, key, desk.mug.

desk.27

oh look! It’s desk.27, she’s such a girl boss!!
by desk.27 November 26, 2021
mugGet the desk.27mug.

Desk boy

A desk boy is a guy (usually a simp) who sits under a an E-girls desk all day for the sole purpose of performing sexual services. They are usually restrained in some way or another.
"my Desk boy couldnt even last through one game of League of Legends last night"
by Rawrgasmo April 17, 2021
mugGet the Desk boymug.

Desk

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Sexual position that a man is placing lego bricks on a woman making a desk on her back
Guy:1 yoo i just did the DESK with my Girl!!
Guy:2 *High-fives* wait isn't your girl my sister?
by Absolute chungus glizzy goblin December 11, 2020
mugGet the Deskmug.

favorable-desk scramble

Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.
I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
mugGet the favorable-desk scramblemug.

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