Doober Dump Tuck

When one tucks his penis between his legs while taking a shit so as to get fecal matter on the tip.

Thomas executed a Doober Dump Tuck to show Leland how much he really cared.

by TPF COUGAR HUNTER December 31, 2007

Scoobert Doobert

Scooby-Doo but said in a dumbass way FUCK

I wanna FUCK scoobert doobert,
Holy FUCK is SScoobert Doobert cool.

by Slopz Returns March 9, 2018

Doober

A hernia protruding out of the groinal area, below the abdominal region right next to the penis. personally i have a hernia and the only defination of what happened to me is that i got a doober.

Dude 1: Man what the hell is right next to my dick.
Dude 2. Man thats a doober.

by Pordante May 24, 2004

dooer

dooer (pronounced dew-er). A girl so hot you just want to keep doing her and doing her all night.

Man that chick was so hot last night that I took home. She was a total dooer.

by joe1317 August 12, 2008

Doofer

A hamburger packaging device that contains your hamburger during consumption, licensed in Australasia by Burger Fuel, an award winning gourmet hamburger franchise.

This hamburger tastes much better in a Doofer

by Roland Matthews January 26, 2007

Doomer

A 14 year old who has a lot of homework tonight

Life is meaningless, I have to go to school but I don't want to, my mom made me do the dishes yesterday. I'm a doomer.

by Quagises Grandpa June 9, 2021

Doover

An alternative term for one's excrement.
Used casually and in a non-offensive way. Tone can be humorous or formal.

Bibby:"That Doover went ALL over me"

Hatty:"All those who need a doover say 'AYE'"

Bunter:"That Doover looks just like Bill Clinton!"

by Gibzo June 8, 2005