Quandale dingle

Quandale dingle is a gigachad who is drawing in ladies.
" Quandale dingle is coming to the party? Can't wait to suck his glizzy." - lanah Rhodes
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Quandale Dingle

A popular guy named Quandale Dingle has taken over the internet! Quandale Dingle is a real person that plays on a football team. It is unknown if this person owns the youtube channel ticklemytipp (the channel that originally uploads quandale videos), but we do know they are real. Quandale is 419 years old, and has a very complicated family tree.

Oh, btw, speed didnt give him the grand.
Ishowspeed: Yo Quandale. Quandale. I swear on my life that I will give you $1000 dollars if you can name all your cousins.
Speed: Right now. Swear.
Quandale Dingle: All of 'em?
Speed: Yup. Name all your cousins.
QD: Here, I'll name all of 'em right now. I'll name all of 'em right now. Alright hold on..
QD: Steven, Edgar, Diego, Lucy, Kramer, Amelio, Morgan, Cosmos, Solomon, Phil, Joe, Aaron, Jordan, Eugene, Arnold, Gertrude, Tyrone, Jones, *breath* Henry, Kevin, Daniel, Dante, *breath* Steven², Larry, Philip, uh- Joseph, Logan, Kris, James, Jack, Oliver, Jason, Aiden, Mason, Luke, Levi, Cameron, Wyatt, David, Carter, Isaac-
Speed: What the fuck!?
QD: Jaiden, Luca, Thomas, Maverick, *breath* Jo- *laughs* Joshua, Charlie, Miles, Caleb, Griffin *breath* Uh- Jig-a-boo Jones, St-
Speed: Alright, shut up, shut up!
QD: Okay, okay, okay..
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Dingle-dangle

A word used by Ms. Carla when she came to our class to describe a charm on an earring
You need to fasten that dingle-dangle !!!
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Dingle Apple

Noun- When a dingle berry becomes the size of a honey crisp apple.
In college he had sex with such a large, unkept woman, that he was picking dingle apples out of his teeth for days.
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dingle berry

the crusty poo balls attached to ur bum ass hairs.
by Devon the creator September 23, 2018
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Quandale Dingle

Some random person on the Pennsauken Football Team whose name totally doesn't have any correlation to any meme at all.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
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Quandale Dingle

What's up guys, it's Quandale Dingle here (REHEHEHEHEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH). Including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT!?), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and Public Indecency (REHEHEHEHEHE but faster). I will be escaping prison on, March 28. After that, I will take over the worl-

(AAAAAAOH) Greetings, Quandale Dingle here! (AAAAAAOH) My cousin Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut (REHEHEHEHEHE but slower) got arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center. (WHAT THE FU- REAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOH!) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. (WHAT!?!?) My Asian brother, Quanliling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died. (RAHHHHHOWEEEE)

Hey fellas, it's Quandale Dingle here. (WHEEEEEEEEROOOOO) I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink, and he went to bed for a really long time (heahaHAAHAHH). I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer (Subway Surfers HURRRRRR). I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head (aaAAAAAHASHH). My goofy ah friend, Jamarious Quangle Dangle (AARARARA) tried to eat my but during Ramadhan.
More Quandale Because it wouldn't fit:
(UUAH) Hey, Quandale Dingle here (heeeeeAAAAAHUUUU). I just escaped prison (hhhHUAAH) I am staying at Huandale Pringle's house (GEGEKGEKGEK). As I was running away from cops (WHAT!? but very fast), I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off (heahaHAAHAHH). A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison (WHAT YOU DOIN!?!). My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to creepy old guys (HUAAHAHAHA, OH YEAH).

Example Of using Quandale Dingle:
Person 1: Yo is that Quandale Dingle?
Quandale Dingle: Hey, Quandale Dingle here! (funne laugh) I am going to kill this man with Huandale Pringle.
Person 1: Wait wha-
Quandale Dingle and Huandale Pringle: *grabs ak47's and shoots Person 1*
by Gegovanny June 15, 2022
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