pull up your diaper

Stop behaving like a baby, be courageous, and get on with what needs to be done.

Pull up your diaper! Whining and cowering and generally behaving like a baby will not solve the problem. You need to do something about it.

by ring-tailed roarer May 22, 2009

bridal diaper

A diaper that is used when a wedding dress is to big or complicated to easily use the bathroom. Most brides who come in to the shop have never heard of a bridal diaper and are surprised to hear just how many we sell. It seems to be something not many brides talk about. but, there is many more in use than you would think

Some brides use "depends" others use adult bedwetting diapers. Some dressmakers are makeing Bridal diapers that mach your dress. other shops sell white covers that fit over a disposable diaper.

by bridal guide April 11, 2008

Cloth Diaper

A cute diaper for sweet little babies. Usually comes in amazing patterns. Warning, very addicting.

I love my pocket cloth diapers! Look at my cute baby in her cloth diaper.

by AddictedtoCloth January 8, 2012

Cum diaper

A cloth object use to clean up cum dripping out of a girl after a cream pie

i.e. The literal shirt off a guys back, a towel, etc.

"I just shot my load in her, now I need a cum diaper to make sure it doesn't drip out everywhere"

by Cumguzzler96 February 8, 2015

Poopy Diaper Sandwich

A sandwich comprised of a diaper full of excrement
or
A sandwich that tastes absolutely awful
or
Rogue poop sandwiched in-between ones butt cheeks

I just farted and pretty sure I have a poopy diaper sandwich

by Castle42 May 23, 2020

Change my diaper

One of the most offense insults you can say to another human being. Pretty much the worst thing that can be said according to Tom Segura

Tom: hey you know what Bryce fuck you!
Bryce: fuck you cunt

Tom: you know what bitch change my diaper motherfucker

Bryce: 😐

by Straight outta Rochester June 8, 2018

Queer Diaper

A queer diaper is a roll of toilet paper that a gay man puts up in his underwear so as not to have cum leak out after anal sex.

Dude after that railing that I gave you, you had better put in a queer diaper

by harry niblets April 10, 2009