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Destroy Alderaan

A particularly nasty shit-cum-fart, usually experienced after spending the night with a lady who you do not feel comfortable breaking wind in front of. Named after the noise your stomach makes beforehand, which is uncannily like the the sound the Death Star made just before Destroying Alderaan
"So did you knob Helen last night?"
"No, she was on the blob. My stomach was turning somersaults all night and in the morning I destroyed Alderaan"
"Ah, that was it; I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddently cried out in terror and suddenly silenced"
by Herman Dancing February 11, 2004
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Destrocracy

A system based on the destruction of an already established political power that is in control over a defined group of people.
"Destrocracy will destroy democracy." -Patrick Swayze's Ghost

Max, after recieving an F on his algebra test, opted to form a destrocracy over the classroom of Mrs. Jenkins.
by GoTaS February 8, 2005
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Destroy the town

To have fun at a level where it should be considered illegal. It in no way, shape, or form, involves literally "destroying the town."(Unless you want to take it to that extreme)
Person 1: "Hey, you know of anything going on tonight?"

Person 2: "Nope."

Person 1: "Hell, I'm bored. Let's go destroy the town tonight."

Person 2: "Hell Yea!!!"
by ejrjesus08 February 14, 2009
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Destroy Dick December

DDD = Destroy Dick December
If you succeded in No Nut November Then you can participate in DDD.
Dec 1 nut 1 time dec 2 nut 2 times dec 3 nut 3 times so on and so on.
-Hey dude are you still in No Nut November?

- no fuck that im warming up for Destroy Dick December!
by xXLLucaZZXx December 4, 2018
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destroy your dick december

when you beat you meat all of december and eat fucking day jerk the fuck of every night , bich
hey dad did you compet in destroy your dick december

ya i did and i completeded whith out your mom knowing

how do you do it whith out a dick dad?
by naan eat you mamaa April 29, 2019
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destroyer

A person, generally a scrub, that prevents one from obtaining a goal.
Any small people that bring candy into this camp are not your friends, they are destroyers.
by da-beast December 25, 2009
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land destroyer

Obscenely large gas guzzling SUV.
Suburban.
Hummer.
Simpsons: Canyon-er-o!
etc...
by tinymonkey June 24, 2004
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