bathrobe defense

A last act of desperation. A staged performance of mental Incompetency calculated to excuse bad behavior or avoid consequences, e.g. parading in the streets in a bathrobe like Vito Gigante, “the Chin.”

The politician has become so desperate To explain his deplorable behavior that he’s pulling out his bathrobe defense.

by Jean Dizzy December 25, 2019

the masturbation defense

The universal alibi used by criminal defense attorneys and criminals. The accused will use the "I was at home masturbating" defense to avoid conviction. Defense will provide dna evidence and semen samples to the prosicution resulting in an acquittal, mostly.

detective: Sir, we know you did it we know you lured those minors. you also have alot of teenage boys and girls on your facebook page. We have witnesses and physical evidence linking you to these crimes.

handjob Bob: I was at home masturbating, mostly. You want proof?

detective: "The masturbation defense" huh? you have surviellance video of you masturbating?

handjob Bob: Better, I have DNA evidence and witnesses who can back that up.

by TheFirst48 January 22, 2010

Voltron Legendary Defender

Something that was really good until it got to a couple seasons *cough, cough, 7-8*that made it go down hill and made me cry till 3 a.m. and disappointed many people. But, personally, me and some of my friends liked it.

Voltron Legendary Defender ? Oh, that show? Oof
Voltron Legendary Defender ? Oh no no no.
Voltron Legendary Defender ? That show made me cry till 3 a.m
Voltron Legendary Defender is a great show, well, untill season 7-8.
Voltron Legendary Defender is a remake of Voltron

by Just_another_smol_bean March 1, 2019

public defenestration

A fairly adaptive solution for many of society's problems. Consists of turning an otherwise mundane defenestration into a public spectacle, visible to all. Great for cowing the masses back into line with the fear of being tossed out a really high window.

Emperor Cuzco was particularly famous for employing this technique.

"I'm sorry, you've thrown off the Emperor's groove."

*whoosh*

"Sooooorrrrrryyyy...!"

by The Lemon Merchant November 30, 2004

Scene Defender

A person who goes to anti scene groups and acts like a white knight at a lame attempt of thinking they are standing up for a noble cause.

"Man Mike is sure a Scene defender."

"Yeah? I think he just does it to get laid."

by antiscene for the realists April 19, 2010

ROBLOX Tower Defense Simulator

A popular game with over half a billion visits. The point is to defeat waves of zombies by placing troops or towers to defend the exit. There are 4 gamemodes: Beginners', Molten, Golden, and Fallen. Fallen mode will be required to beat Hidden Wave, which will be activated if a player completes all the 40 waves in less than 1009 seconds, or 16 minutes 49 seconds. You can get the Cowboy skin in Badlands if you beat it in Molten, Golden or Fallen mode, though Fallen has a chance to activate the Hidden Wave, so it is not recommended. You can also use certain codes to get certain troops or certain skins. You get daily rewards if you log in every day. In Day 7 you get a Premium Skincrate. This is a fun game in ROBLOX, so go check it out!

Janet: Played ROBLOX Tower Defense Simulator before?
Dustin: Yeah! It's super cool!
Janet: Hey, then, do you have the Outlaw?
Dustin: Nah, but I have the Cowboy.

by Lol Memes ;) August 2, 2020

Chewbacca defense

A nonsensical or illogical legal defense (especially one postulated by an unpopular defendant such as Microsoft or RIAA). The phrase comes from the animated TV series South Park, where an attorney exhorts a jury to acquit his client based solely on his contradictory arguments.

"Although my client's fingerprints were all over the murder weapon and he was seen by 50 eyewitnesses at the scene of the crime, the Sun rises in the East so you must find him innocent."

by Charles U. Farley December 28, 2003