ken curse

being extremely unlucky in a game of valorant, which includes but is not limited to getting one-tapped, wiffing, timing and other things that helps make you die.

dude, I missed all my shots, I got the ken curse.

by monthreview January 20, 2023

Cursed cunnilingus

Going down on a chick after you cream pie her pussy

I performed cursed cunnilingus on this chick because I dropped my load too quick.

by Pineapple trombone September 29, 2019

Mimas's curse

Mimas's curse is in reference to something that would usually happen when going to google images and typing in the name of a moon plus the word moon after that and how if you scrolled far enough you would always find an image of Mimas instead of the moon you're looking for.
These days this curse doesn't really exist anymore but it used to in around late 2019 to middle 2020.

These days Mimas's curse isn't Mimas's anymore but different moons take it's place however when you repedetly get an image of a moon you weren't searching for it is still calledm Mimas's curse.

A: Hey, I'm trying to fid a good image of Enceladus but only Mimas and/or Titan keep showing up
B: Ah, Mimas's curse strikes again!

by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 25, 2021

bartowski curse

Every bartowski has put their family in danger and then had to leave them in order to protect them.

Chuck: I have the bartowski curse, I put my sister in danger.
Sarah: It's not going to be like that, you got me.

by SipTheSoup May 5, 2018

Kukri curse

An ancient curse which summons the wrath of a supernatural being known as Mr Gluckin. The curse is commonly inficted via chainmail or the occurrence of a dog act.

Example 1:
Ben: YOU NOW HAVE THE KUKRI CURSE. SEND THIS MESSAGE TO 5 FRIENDS OR YOU WILL BE VISITED BY MR GLUCKIN.
Tyler: Ayo Mr Gluckin... I don't feel so good...

Example 2:
Jacko: Oi cliff you coming out tonight?
Cliffy: Nah mate, with the missus.
Jacko: Thats it, you've got the kukri curse now.

by Robbo06 July 12, 2018

Cursed image

Basically, an extremely disturbing image/drawing/photomontage/cgi that will haunt you and mess you up for a while. Usually consist of mixing two unmixable things or concepts and, once you see it, it can't be unseen. Mostly appears on internet and social media.

"wth did i just saw?"
Ah yes, cursed image

by Username that nobody uses October 28, 2021

ud curse

The ud curse is when someone is obsessed with making up words to put on urban dictionary. They keep thinking of new words which consumes them 24/7. Its not a bad thing!

Because of the ud curse my brother put on me I carry a pen and paper where ever I go.

by jimmybomm June 23, 2020