Cumpster

cumpster

That slut is a total cumpster (short for cum dumpster)

by rjburns617 June 19, 2018

Cumphage

English- noun
From Etymology: Greek -phagos one that eats, from -phagos -phagous
From Etymology: Usually Asianlovers.com- cum the semen released by male ejaculation

Cumphage- One who just plain loves the cock; in particular, interested in sampling its flavor via the pallet. Cumphages Can't standing not having cock within them, and usually are incapable of understanding life without it. To find a cumphage, one needs only to let out one's manhood in a populated area, and pronounce, "Mine is a cock awaiting a companion."
-Plural: Cumphagie 'cum-'faj-"IE also "Phage" ('faj)
adj. "phagelike"- having the qualities of a cumphage

Derek: Hey look guys, it's 4:20.
Adam: Derek, sometimes, you're such a cumphage.

by Armoredmancandy December 5, 2005

Chumpshank

A person who is a mix of your buddy one minute, then your enemy, and a snitch. They intentionally try to get you into trouble and make it seem unintentional.

Man this guy at work let word slip to my boss that I was late and I got fired. He is such a Chumpshank!

by Neandrethal May 13, 2010

cumperiod

When you have sex with girl on her period and she cums.

Guy1 : "Dude you fucked her last night?!"
Guy2 : "Yea man! She cumperioded EVERYWHERE!!!"

by Kinky Ghost January 23, 2011

cumpicker

A cumpicker is a guy/girl who picks up leftover cum for a living in public areas e.g. Park, WalMart, or court room

Bob is such a cumpicker , he will get nowhere in life

by dylan smiley May 12, 2011

Clumpsing

Clumpsing or to clumps; The act of exposing to a friend's girlfriend, partner or dateee, the age old secret of sharing naked pictures of girls with your friendship group, thus causing said girlfriend, partner or datee to never send revealing pictures via medium of mobile phone. Once an unwritten code among men that should one receive a picture of Vagina (Vag) or Breasts (Norks), one must instantly share with friends, this code was broken, nay, obliterated by Captain Tim Clumps thus inventing the term to clumps.

A tale of Clumpsing: Joss is getting friendly with Leona. Joss's close friend of one week, Jim, shows all the lads pictures that he has received from girls with them exposing their Vag's and Norks. Leona is within eye and earshot, and sees this going on. The cogs start to whir. Joss and Leona soon part ways, meaning the only form of contact is through mobile phone. Joss politely requests some raunchy pictures of Leona, to which she replies "I don't think i can trust you after seeing Tim.... err I mean Jim showing everyone pictures of other girls naked"

JOSS HAS BEEN WELL AND TRULY CLUMPSED!!!

by ivebeenclumpsed June 19, 2013

compson

A horribly made bot.

A noob who is afraid of losing and does not have shit number one about what he is doing.

He knew what he was doing?!
But compson, your just a compson!

by GhOsTkIpZ September 4, 2014