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stage 1 clinger

A person of the opposite sex which will not leave you alone, or goes out of their way to make contact with you. No previous sexual relation is required.
Dude, Stacy won't leave me alone after I had to do that project with her, I think I've got a Stage 1 Clinger on my hands.
by Cstaal November 11, 2014
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cringe

Everyone except the youtubers who were in yt rewind 2018: ugh this is so cringe and where the fuck is pewdiepie
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retro-cringe

When you remember, the morning after, something you said, wrote, did, didn't say, etc., the day before..
'I texted undying love to that chick at the party when I got home.. This morning, I'm having retro-cringe, bigtime..'
by mikroth February 10, 2009
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clinger

A clinger is any foreign object (usually splattered feces) that is attached to the inner wall of the toilet.

It's an unspoken fact that most males using the bathroom will aim their urine stream at any such clingers in an attempt to remove them, just to do their part of keeping the crib clean.
That clinger refused to be pissed off!
All those cashews I ate are gonna erupt into a barrage of clingers!
by MustangGT October 1, 2005
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stage 7 clinger

A woman with whom one is having an affair with who is so unused to intense bouts of passionate love making that she begins to confuse the nature of the relationship with one of emotional attachment; she in turn begins acting as if one is an emotional replacement for her husband, and becomes an unshakable psycho.
::After sex::

Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.

Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?

Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.

Her: Love you sweety
by Crack Rock Slinger May 9, 2011
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