Scrouching

When a dog cowars.

You scared the dog and now he is scrouching.

by ShadowKC913 November 13, 2011

Craughing

cry-laughing - It's just that, you laugh so hard that you cry, which then makes everyone else craugh their faces off.

Everyone was craughing when they saw the bird hit the window and slide down to its death.

by mrmerrick December 14, 2016

Cloughing

Having a short term relationship with an incredibly hot partner which ends badly.
Having a position well out of your league, with every player in town hating you for 7 weeks, before being sacked off and dumped in a forest while your temporary partner goes on to greater heights and ruling europe.
The opposite of cuffing.

I couldn't believe it when she said yes, but I knew it was only going to be a summer break of cloughing so I'm not gonna be bitter when it ends.

by Profiley mcprofileface August 9, 2020

Candy Crushing

Doing Molly, Acid, and Shrooms at the same time.

Dude I was Candy Crushing last night

by Tinkmaster August 14, 2015

Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!

What you don't say when you're having sex :D

Becky: Ok, babe. Here I go onto your...

Timothy: Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!

Becky: Fucker! *pulls out beretta between boobs and shoots*

by Tucksta March 23, 2011

Clouching

Slumping while sitting on the couch. Usually used to describe the actions of lazy people who watch TV all day long.

Stop clouching and clean house!

by sparklythingsthatshine February 22, 2011

Chooching

The act of taking what's not yours with out asking in an excessive manner.

"That kid is chooching my drinks, I've seen him drink five of my beers"

by Clifdawg October 19, 2017