creaming the corn

verb: code name for masturbation. a play on words seeing that an ear of corn is the penis and the cream is the result of the act.

"OMG! I just walked in on my brother creaming the corn!"

by wzylvr09 July 1, 2009

cream corned

To end a friendship

I haven't heard from Bill in three weeks--I think he cream corned me.

by Mike Mancada August 22, 2008

cream of wheat

best boxed food product of all time. The box also sports the image of a sexy chef dude, who is believed to be the husband of Aunt Jamima

I'm gonna go eat some cream of wheet

by Joe February 12, 2003

V Cream

The act of cumming after 1-5 minutes of sex.

Also know as "virgin cream"

Some virgins do this.

"man did you hear about Joey pulling a V Cream after banging slutbag last night?!?"

by Bmorgs19 November 24, 2009

peaches and cream

As 112 puts it: "And when it comes to eating peaches, shorty we don't play / So all the ladies in the house if your peach is it / Put your hands in the air and represent your clit."

In short: cunnilingus.

I need it cause you know that I'm a fiend
Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine
It's even better with ice cream
Know what I mean, peaches and cream

by Steves and Eric April 5, 2004

Cream of the Crop

The best of the best. Being the cream of the crop is being the best of something, it ranges from sports to school, to just being awesome. If someone says your cream of the crop, your better, smarter, sexier, more athletic, and just cooler then everyone else.

KU: I feel so bad since he broke up with me!

AP: Don't worry about you two breaking up, your the Cream of the Crop! Your the Best there is! You don't need him.

by The Truth 47 October 10, 2011

cream sandwich

Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie in the doggystyle position, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.

oh oh oh... oh shit
Baby?!
Don't worry, I managed the cream sandwich

by real crispy hispy November 10, 2008