A twat the size of a crater, most likely due to numerous sexual encounters with horse-sized cock and watermelon dildos.
"i bought some time with your mother last night, i bet she uses watermelon dildos based off the size of her crater twat."
by slamnasty99 March 30, 2010
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John held up a sponge to his private parts they were almost Identical, that's when I realized my boyfriend had a Craterpenis.
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Get the cratered mug.When you're on a diet or trying to be healthy & someone offers you something unhealthy i.e Rocky Road & you cave in & eat it.
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Andrew: Did you feel Nicole's legs!?
Daniel: No?
Andrew: They were so dang craterian.
Daniel: ooooh..(;
Daniel: No?
Andrew: They were so dang craterian.
Daniel: ooooh..(;
by Captain John. August 25, 2013
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the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..
Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"
This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.
the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..
Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"
This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.
PLAYER 1:
Hey, did you see that?
THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)
PLAYER 2:
Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.
Hey, did you see that?
THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)
PLAYER 2:
Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.
by MJ FAME December 16, 2013
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