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cow technique

When someone kneels behind a guy on all fours and they jerk him off from behind. As he climaxes, blowing into his asshole will result in his dick turn into a living fire hose.
This bitch hit me with the cow technique and I will never forget it.
by Xx_Gay_Sonic_xX September 24, 2022
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brandon cow

when a guy's dick bulges out in his pants. (wheather with an erection or just a big dick)
i was sitting down, and he walked over to me and the front of his jeans were practically hitting me in the face! he had such a bad brandon cow!
by lacy. November 2, 2010
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Milk Cow

A Milk Cow is a female bovine specifically breed to maximise milk production for human consumption, typical attributes include large udders. The Milk Cow starts to lactate (produces milk) after her first calf and to maintain lactation is breed periodically to produce other calf’s.

A Milk Cow is also a BDSM / Fetish term for a submissive female, typically is a Master / submissive relationship dynamic, who breasts are encouraged to become enlarged by the continual production of milk.
Before her first child the Milk Cow had 34B breasts, 6 months after her first borne she was a 36 DD, when her milk started to dry up after 9 months, she conceived again.
by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020
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cow kite

/c0w , kY-t/

verb:

a euphemism used to describe a way to motivate/push your sexual partner to try something-else or new during sex,

The act of being lazy during sex to entice/spark an idea to your partner to try something new

I.e. when a man acts like a lazy "cow" in bed and does nothing until the woman trys something new,

" You gotta get her runnin, before you start runnin " - family guy
" Mary was being a bitch last night, I used the cow kite technique to make her suck my dick "
by HonorsStudent101 June 23, 2017
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Freedom Cow

This superior cow was smart enough to escape its fenced area but arrogant enough to remain JUST on the other side of the fence to mock its lesser bretheren.
Usually screamed out while driving on a rural road at night: " WATCH OUT FOR THE FREEDOM COW ! ".
by ILOVESTUPIDWORDS August 15, 2011
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Spazz Cow

When somebody will raise there voice and start swearing and freaking out at you for saying something or trying to help them.
Spazz Cow : Omg i was trying to help Becky with her problems and she totally had a Spazz Cow. Girl 1- my parents are so poor! Girl 2- maybe you should get a job? Girl 1- i don't have a social insurance number! Girl 2- ask your parents to get you one Girl 1- THEY DONT HAVE MONEY TO FUCKING BUY ME ONE, WE HAD DRY TACO SHELLS FOR DINNER BECAUSE THEIR POOR! Spazz Cow
by Linksi May 13, 2009
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Moody Cow

An insulting insult towards someone if they are being moody.. and a cow. Usually Females get called a 'Moody Cow'
God Stop being a Moody Cow, Kelly!
by NearlyFamous February 22, 2009
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