cooterschnitzel

A guy jizzes all over a girl's vajayjay, then dumps breadcrumbs all over the cum. Once breaded, he has sex with her again, hard and non-lubricated, causing enough friction to cook the breadcrumb and jizz into schnitzel. A midget wearing a cowboy hat and clogs then comes and eats out her and her cooterschnitzel.

Man, Billy gave me such a big cooterschnitzel that three midgets had to come and eat it all. By the way do you have any ice for my vajayjay?

by Shanaynay Diannegilo December 27, 2007

cooterslant

a cooter thts slanted... a slanted pussy ({\})

Kenny: aww man she was sooo hot until..
Josh: til when?
Kenny: till she showed me her pussy.. it was fuckin tilted
Josh: THAT BITCH GOT THE COOTERSLANT

by bLiTz07 December 20, 2007

cooter pooter

A woman that queifs often, resulting from large amounts of air in the cooter aka vagina.

That bitch queifs so much we call her cooter pooter.

by Ryan16 October 4, 2005

crusty cooter

A vagina that is crusted over because of uncleanliness or sluttiness.

Lauren has a crusty cooter.

by Leroy September 20, 2004

cooter cousin

When two girls have slept with the same guy.

OMG you slept with Taylor too? We are cooter cousins now.

by Rachel Sawyer November 18, 2009

Cracklin Cooter

When you put pop rocks on your girlfreinds vagina. Then proceed to eat them.

Last night jimmy gave sally a cracklin cooter, she loved it!

by That Real nigga April 10, 2009

cooter saluter

when you salute a female whos cooter you want to corkskrew.

-do you see that fox
-yeah, giver the cooter saluter

by charlie December 25, 2004