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Congergation Beth Jehuda

A place where the Frum Jews on the West side of Milwaukee pray eat food and drink tons of coffee at 5:45 am
Benny: Hey bro wanna go get some coffee?

Rafi:Bro where can we get coffee now it 5:45 am?

Benny: Congergation Beth Jehuda BRO!
by Noders March 19, 2011
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congenitalia liar

a person who constantly thinks up, writes or tweets lies about their sex life. usually a neglected child who'll think up anything to spice up their life, but are too thick to know when the game's up and spot that people see through their bull.
OMFG! that derek's such a congenitalia liar! he's been on facebook all night lying about his conquests! he's never pulled anyone!
by gomble April 23, 2011
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conguesture

He made a conguesture.
by polijk November 13, 2011
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congenitally

innately
People who are born with sight and people who are congenitally blind do the same gesture when they win in a physical competition, they spread their arms up like a V and the chin is slightly lifted
by Mr.Osama June 8, 2014
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congenital douchebaggery syndrome

Congenital douchebaggery syndrome (CDS) is a devastating affliction affecting persons in positions of perceived, rather than genuine, importance. Most sufferers of CDS are unaware of their affliction, and can do little to mitigate the symptoms. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

* A pervasive need to appear valuable to every situation
* Desire to assert superiority over all others at any junction
* Ability to create "facts" out of thin air and whole hardheartedly believe them
* Insistence on including oneself in discussions despite having nothing of value to add
* Determination to "help" everyone, especially those who don't need any help the afflicted could conceivably provide

CDS awareness is spreading. General understanding of CDS as an affliction can help in the survival rate of CDS, as associates of CDS sufferers may look upon the afflicted with pity and be less likely to murder them in the break room.
"Did you hear that BS Jerry was spouting at the team meeting?"
"Oh, don't take that to heart, he has congenital douchebaggery syndrome. He can't help it."
by Foxydot March 29, 2015
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congregate with lions

To be awesome at life - at least, thinking that you are while sheep question your status.
"Nah, man, I won't take advice from you - I only congregate with lions."
by tnsame April 9, 2015
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congenital glaucoma

Fetty wap:"when I was little I had gotten into a little accident and it gave me congenital glaucoma in both of my eyes. The doctor saved one, I was blessed to still have my vision. That's it. That's the story."
by Swagurt0000 November 1, 2015
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