colonel sanders

deranged murderer of chickens

"Psycho Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est"- The Talking Heads on Colonel Sanders

by guitarist1 November 15, 2006

high colonic

What you tell somebody you hate to order at the bar.

dirtbag: Uhh, what should I get?

you: How about a nice high colonic for you and your friends? Bartender! Three high colonics!

by kb69 January 14, 2004

Colonel

A sex act whereby after fornicating with a chicken/rooster the fornicator then recieves felatio from the person who held said chicken/rooster (in order to prevent healspur to scrotum contact).

Man that crazy German couple totally did the "Colonel" while I watched!

by Matt and Russ April 21, 2008

colonheadface

a very ugly short woman with stinky skin.

Dude, its Ms. Lawrence. She's a fucking colonheadface.

by barrettppage July 25, 2006

Colonise

Colon Eyes is a sassy way of saying you’re a power bottom.

Like the word colonisation, you’re the first person to sit on a new man, instead of new land.

Stranger: Are you a top or bottom?
Simon: Henny, I Colonise

by TriXie August 16, 2019

Batch Coonie

A girl that sleeps with a lot of guys especially in the same circle of friends.

Carl:"Hey do you know a girl Stacy?"
Dom:"Yeah,she's the biggest batch coonie I have ever met!!"

by gem_xx July 15, 2009

Colonel Mustard

when a male nuts on a girl and she takes her finger and wipes it across your upper lip, resembling a white mustache like COL Mustard from Clue.

Dude, i could have killed my girl she gave me a freakin Colonel Mustard!!

by Brant38 March 13, 2008