alarm clock

A method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls.

I threw my clock at the wall the other day, now it's broken.

by Rob May 11, 2004

O'clock

a) The hour on a 12 hour clock.

b) The position of something to you, 12 O'clock being straight ahead, six being behind, 3 O'Clock 90 degrees clockwise and 9 being 90 degrees anti-clockwise.

The time is 9 O'clock (well, 21:29) and having found no good tv, I turned on the PC and defined this word and a half.



Charlie at five o'clock sir!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

biological clock

Term more popular with the older generation. Refers to several things. A woman's sudden need to have a child, puberty, etc. are all supposedly controlled by a biological clock. As well as waking up and sleeping habits. Hence losing time after a long airline trip.

Oi...where's all this hair coming from?
Its your biological clock, man!

by shinji-kun June 20, 2004

3 o'clock throw back

The ugliest girl(s) left in the bar about an hour before it closes.

I was feeling horny, so I stopped by the bar to pick up a 3 O'Clock throw back.
What the fuck was Koziol thinking, that bitch is a 3 O'Clock throw back I wouldn't fuck her with Smitty's dick, a 10 foot pole and Heig pushing!!

by Adam DeVore April 4, 2006

Clock Immortality Theory

The widely accepted yet not 100% proven theory in which it is impossible to kill a clock.

You cannot kill Strawberry Clock, I cite the Clock Immortality Theory!

by Mason Clock August 1, 2003

hell o'clock

Hell O'clock is when the time is 11:34.

This is because if you flip 11:34 over it looks like "hell"

It was pretty cool to type "1134" on your calculator and turn it upside down in like first grade.

It's hell o'clock.

Meet me at the corner of Broadway and 6th at quarter to Hell.

by Sean Manning July 30, 2008

half-struck one o'clock

Term used in the North of England to denote a lack of mental capacity. One of a genre of epithets signifying that a person is 'not all there'.

By 'eck, that cousin of yours acts half-struck one o'clock.
It isn't an act. She really is thick.

by Jim44 September 24, 2005