Bum Clock

A big black ground beetle (Northern Ireland slang)

I lifted a sod of turf and a bum clock ran out and scared the wits out of me.

by Fasciola June 12, 2018

clock speed

adj. term used by ex-coder startup CEOs to make "speed" sound cooler.

1) We are demonstrating we are able to move with more clock speed than the rest of the organization

2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.

by whatwouldyousayyoudohere October 24, 2018

Analog clock

Some numbered circle NOBODY can read!

I wanted a clock, and my POOPSICLE MOM got me an analog clock!

by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019

father clock

A father that has a well known son, named alarm. Even though many hate alarm, he is very useful and father clock will love him no matter what.

That father clock needs to control his alarm!

by Myahsaurus Rex July 13, 2017

draw a clock

A response to a deeply confusing or dumb comment. Physicians often ask patients to draw an analog clock on a piece of paper to screen for dementia, Alzheimer's disease, and encephalitis. If the patient's clock picture looks disfigured or incorrect, it is a strong indicator of mental decline. Hannibal Lecter famously asked detective Will Graham to draw a clock to diagnose Will's case of encephalitis in the first season of Hannibal.

Person 1: Tucker Carlson is a socialist!

Person 2: What the hell? Draw a clock, man.

by phishsbrevity April 24, 2023

Clock a Nigga

1) To hit or beat someone for acting in an inappropriate or disrespectful manner.
2) An unseen beating like a slap that happens before you know It. You only know you’ve been hit after you feel the sting or the pain.

1) If josh tries putting his hands on me again, I’ll clock a nigga so fast he won’t see it coming.
2) That dude put his hands on my sister, I’m going to clock a nigga

by PseudoMuse June 14, 2018

killing the clock

Working overtime

I be killing the clock, and getting paid!

by Hizzyboo January 18, 2018