clear eye

when you are about 2 cum in the girl and you take your dick out of the hole. you then spit on her back so she thinks you cummed all over her and when she turns around you cum in her eye

i clear eyed kate and made her go blind

by mast sucks June 23, 2007

Cleman

a cleman is an incredibly loose vagina or clitoris that has not been washed in at least a month. it is not so much used to describe the texture of the minge, but as to describe the rancid smell that it gives off after excessive masterbation.not that much different from the smell of a rotting fish.

"i know your tired, but i still want to have a bang on your cleman before i go to work."

by Danny McFudgehole April 29, 2009

clemfart

1. The definition of a person who is a retard, and has a stupid smile.

2. person who smiled like they are shitting themselves repeatedly.

3. The act of a shitty smile.

1.That guy was a real clemfart today.
2.That person looked like he was clemfarting.
3.That guy had a clemfart on his face.

by tacotellez December 31, 2011

Clear as Cola

An idiom similar to "Clear as mud".

My manager's explanation of the normalization of database tables was about as clear as Cola.

by backotruck August 16, 2012

Clear Mascara

When a man blasts his ball batter in your face and coats your eyelashes.

My man jizzed on my face, it was like wearing Clear Mascara

by ratchetaskcuf June 12, 2014

Clear moon

When you look at the moon in the sky and it’s clear as day.

As Clarice gazed up into the night sky, she exclaimed “my that’s a clear moon, you can see darn near everything”.

by SawyerDaLawyer December 6, 2019

Breach and clear

When you run out of toiet paper and another person has to crack the door open and throw a fresh roll in and slam the door quickly before the smell pollutes the air. Similar to when the S.W.A.T. team throws a stun grenade into a room.

Me: Damn, the paper ran out. YOOOOOO! BREACH AND CLEAR!

Anyone else: I got you dog.

Me: Thanks mane.

by Young Coop May 10, 2013