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Claude

To be a treacherous sack of horseshit who no-one can rely on
Man 1: Did Tom really ditch us for that other group?
Man 2: What a fucking Claude.
by Alois Trancy's Ghost February 20, 2019
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Claudia Shaw

an extemly gorgeous girl. you have to do a double take when she walks bye. her eyes will creep their ways into your heart. shes a wonderful listener and will Always be there for anybody. she neive and very trusting and tends to get hurt way to often from that. She is in everyway perfect. she has the reputation of a nice, innocent, fun loving girl. but once you get to know her better you find out she has a bad side. she can seduce any man with just one glance. her hair is never perfect but always suits her and she free-spirit ways.

shes delicate like a flower and needs to be taken care of with love and support.

she has the most beautiful lips, soft and kissable.

any man that is with her will think every moment. "how did i get this lucky?"
girlfriend material
boy 1:did you see claudia shaw today?

boy2: i want her to be mine

boy 3: i didnt know angels existed till i met her

boy 4: shes mine. i will do anything to keep it like that to
by Abby Thomas December 19, 2012
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Jean-Claude Van Damn

Interjection
Something becomes Jean-Claude Van Damn-like when it is both kick-ass and extremely outdated.
Eduardo: Remember Last Action Hero and Over The Top? Jean-Claude Van Damn!
by trueconnerite98 April 12, 2013
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THE CLAUDIO

While performing the Hudini, one goes to the window and gazes into the eyes of
the catcher, imagining that that was him, while creepishly admiring the beauty
of THE HUDINI!
As lou was catching, he saw the twinkle in his eye, and knew it was THE CLAUDIO
by toad poop March 30, 2009
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Jean Claude Van Damme

A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.

Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.

I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.
Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?

Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.

Person1: He didn't make any promises.

Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!
by Jaspa J October 1, 2012
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Claude

A devoted and loyal manservant with an amazing personality and smokin' bod.
He currently works for Yasmine, but sees himself as a free soul.
Everywhere he goes he leaves a smile and a faint whiff of Calvin Klein.
God damn, Claude is lookin' fine today!
by OzTheW1zard December 12, 2019
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Major Claude Eatherly

by Anonymous August 5, 2003
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