chuffed as a beavers clout

chuffed as in happy. Beavers clout as in a beavers vagina. And the word chuffed used instead of chaffed (ie rubbed sore due to prikly hairs)for humerous effect. used to describe how happy you are.

"wow ive just won the lottery, im as chuffed as a beavers clout!"

by mznxbcv November 7, 2007

chuffmuncher

Person who munches (eats/licks) chuff (female genitalia).

A rugmuncher but not necessarily a lesbian.

Practicer of the art of cunnilingus and not that good a one.

He's a chuffmuncher.

WHat's that?

He munches the chuff

by scala9 February 11, 2007

chaffetz

Dick cheese that has been transferred from one penis to another during the act of docking.

"I can always tell the chaffetz apart because it's so yellow. Fucking chaffetz!"

by User #109123 February 16, 2017

Cuffe

I fat blob like object that think it can speak spanish but can't.
To stay alive it eats the souls of little kittens.
Doesnt no how to teach suck balls dies die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die but it wnt

Hoze:I hate the Cuffe object in my class
Retarted Emo Child: KILL IT

by Gooingz February 15, 2009

bread cuffer

someone who uses bread as an handkerchief

lol....dun eat he gives he a bread cuffer

by 'WooFer' April 6, 2010

Cuffed

When a young suburban (usually white) girl goes into the big city looking for drugs. (usually because her habit is blossoming or her normal hookup is busted/retired. Young black street dealers offer incredable deals to these young women and befriend them or introduce them to a specialist. In short order they are getting free drugs and in love. From there it's the oldest story ever told.

-as observed by Professor Greg Scott in his observations of Heroin culture and prostitution relationships between urban and suburban zones.

This bitch came by my corner looking to score, she was like "in need" y'know? You watch bro, I'm gonna have this bitch cuffed befo she knows whats what. Bitch be sucking dick for dimebags by this time next week. Gonna cuff her to my man over there, he gives me nice kickback for every white cunt he turns out from me. And you know I gotta make dat bank.

by Batfishy May 6, 2011

Chuffer

A human person who is unusually fat or overweight.

Awwww, mate - some chuffer just crushed my car by trying to slide over the bonnet!

by Been The Unseen July 3, 2004