chrystanous

The person or a group of people with hypertrophied perception of the christian religion, especially in Orthodoxy but not only.

Be afraid of the chrystanous, they have the God who forgives them everything.

by IssDill June 3, 2018

christendzio

Christendzio is a very handsome guy. Slacks off but is very smart. Has a good sense of humor and loves to joke around. Christendzio also is a very tall charming guy. All the girls want him (mostly in secret). Usually has blonde hair and blue eyes. If you meet him never let him go. Make him yours.

Person one: have you met Christendzio
Person two: Yea he's dreamy

by Christendzio November 27, 2018

Chrystal Beth

The name your mom give you, and the name everyone else thinks is a made up C.I. name.

"Hi, my name is Chrystal Beth." " Yeah right, your a snitch. Couldn't you have chosen a better cover name? "

by 1unluckygirl35 March 20, 2019

chrystal

a woman who is a stripper.

evan: oh shit what’s that stripper’s name? she’s hot!

devan: oh her? that’s chrystal!

by omgitsme23 March 31, 2019

Crystearbate

When you are depressed but have a mean erection and have to masturbate and cry. Like it is 2am and you are thinking about an ex or just get a random mean erection during a depression episode and as you engage in masturbation you think of something sad during the climax and your cry from your dick and you eyes.

Last night was rough, I was in a bad state of mind but damn I had to crystearbate

by Dongwa May 2, 2019

Christerbate

The act of masterbating using your own tears as lubrication, whilst thinking about your saviour.

Phrase coined by the Brotherwood of the Machine

I was so sad last night that I had to Christerbate myself to sleep.

by Gilfirkin - BoM July 19, 2019

Chrystiana Perry

A pretty girl has braces and is funny. Some boys think she cute.

“Chrystiana Perry? Who is that!”

Defined

by sadbitch101 September 7, 2019