Christopher Walken

To stash or hide any form of contraband in the rectum from a person of athority.

Refer to the story of the watch that made it through the war and brought to a young Butch Coolidge Bruce Willis' role in "Pulp Fiction".

First dood-"man i cant believe how close we came to getting busted by the sizzle*"

Second dood-"i know bro, i totally had to Christopher Walken that ounce"

First dood-"Seriously bro you didnt... good thing it was double bagged"

*sizzle the sound bacon makes when you fry it... bacon refers to the fuzz

by fersherlock December 7, 2009

christopher paolini

Asshole writer bitch, wrote Eragon. Stole ideas from Ursula Leguin, J.R.R. Tolkien and myriad other authors.

Guy 1- I loved Eragon
Guy 2- I liked it when it was called earthsea.
Guy 3- Guy 1 sucks.

by That guy with the disease September 2, 2005

Dirty Christopher

This is when an intoxicated male attempts to make a Dirty Sanchez and instead leaves his mark on a wall or headboard.

He was so drunk he missed the mark and left a Dirty Christopher on my wall.

by Dirty Jan June 16, 2009

Christopher Hall

Fucking amazing musician who is extremely underrated.

He's best known as a founding member and vocalist for the band Stabbing Westward (1985 – 2002) after the bands break up, Hall founded the L.A rock band The Dreaming

Me: I fucking love Christopher Hall, his music is amazing, plus he's sexy.
Joe Blow: Who's Christopher Hall?
Me: ... go away.

by NattyM January 1, 2010

Christopher Anderson

Christopher Anderson is totez sexy, likes to make things AWKZ. HE Has 7 1/2 inch dick, i would know, he's my bf, and i love him to death, he's my soul mate for life. He totez honest about everything, add him on facebook Christopher Anderson, hes the sexy one with long orgasmic blonde hair.

I WISH I HAD A CHRISTOPHER ANDERSON TO FUCK

by Wysh January 1, 2012

Christopher Butterfield

Man who has a rumor going around that he will steal your myspace/facebook/twitter passwords. It is said that by accepting his friend request he will take your password, read your messages, and try to mess with your account. I am not sure when this ordeal started, but it can easily be avoided by alerting anyone you know.

Jon: Hey, do you know this guy, Christopher Butterfield?
Steve: Holy Shit! Don't add him, it's a hacker
Jon: SHIIII- thanks for the warning, bro.
Steve: tell your friends

by Co0k1eM0n5tr805 June 13, 2009

Christopher Popper

the popper himself

christopher popper my beloved

by ImaginarySapphire April 6, 2021