Charper

A word to describe an extremely hot babe with a great personality especially if they go to Valencia High School.
Most girls are jealous of this exquisite species.

Guy 1: dude that girl is soo hott.
Guy2: that's because she is Charper

by pleasedome August 6, 2009

Chomp

Referring to a Fish taking the bait on a hook.
The person playing the joke is the Fishermen.
The person having the joke played on them is the Fish.
The joke itself is the Bait & Hook
To bite on a hook (joke)
To fall for a joke or prank.
To make someone "Chomp" you must have them fall for the prank or joke you are playing on them.

(Chompee) " I went to talk to that girl you were talking about and she said shes got a boy friend"
(Chomper)" She gave me her # when i talk to her"
(Chompee)"She DID?"
(Chomper)"That’s a Chomp"

by MC30 February 19, 2008

*crickets chirp*

This is wat u say when a joke obviously isnt funny and u want the other person to kno it

tard: HEY WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
you: *sigh*
tard: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
you: *crickets chirp*

by el waldo November 30, 2006

chirp change

Spare change sitting on your dresser, perhaps in a ceramic volcano.

Bauer: Hey Wu you have any money to get FF/
Wu: yeah ill have to get some chirp change.

by OurLingo December 20, 2007

Chompapotamus

A broad-snouted crocodilian. a.k.a an alligator

Chubbs: That damn chompapotamus bit my hand off!

by SizzorB April 3, 2008

Charpet

CHARPET (pronounced "char-pet") A charpet is a word describing a very hairy chest. The term is derived from the combination of the words "chest" and "carpet." Many charpets are revealed on the beach or when men (typically) unbutton their shirts or wear t-shirts that are specifically cut to highlight the charpet feature. The hair must be so thick as to look and feel much like a tighly weaved piece of carpet. Some charpets are so short and dense that they resemble a burber style carpet, while others sport much longer, looser hair that looks more like a shag carpet.
Other derivatives of this word include:
CHARPWHITE (pronouced "charp-white") A Charpwhite is similar to a charpet, but the chest hair is white in color. This look is often featured by other men, but has also been spotted on a rare breed of women.

Some uses of the word include:
Hey, look at that guy's charpet, it's really thick
Wow, I wonder if he has to vacuum that thing regularly

by Jim the observer July 14, 2009

Chain Chomped

When Someone Is So Pissed Off, Or Angry, That They Draw A Picture Of The Person They're Angry At, With A Giant Chain Chomp Eating Them

She Was Angry At Her Boyfriend, So She Drew Him Being Stabbed And Eaten By A Chain Chomp

And Then She Proceeded To Shout At Him, "You've Been Chain Chomped Bitch!"

by MEH and cloFEARX October 15, 2009