Chimp on your shoulder

Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"

by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021

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chimp it

Throw your own poop

Go chimp it you monkey bitch

by Nadia Loveband October 14, 2017

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Chimp Co.

Someone who’s pullin, packin, and ready for action.

Not pullin person: Hey look over there it’s Chimp Co. I bet he’s pullin unlike me.

by anonymous May 2, 2021

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Dixie chimp

A female that’s obsessed with a man, he doesn’t like her back but still hangout with her.

That girl a Dixie chimp.

by Razzle27 February 15, 2024

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Chimp-Fuck

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.

Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!

by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009

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