cheesecake head

A cheesecake head is a slang term used to describe someone with distinct facial traits that are mostly influenced by their genetics. These features typically include a red, raw-looking complexion, dry or cracked skin, crusty lips, and a lack of eyebrows. People with these characteristics are often highly sensitive to sunlight and easily sunburned, which can accentuate their appearance. The overall look, due to these genetic traits, can sometimes come across as unusual or intense, contributing to a "scary" or striking appearance.

After spending just an hour in the sun, Jack’s face turned bright red, his lips cracked, and his eyebrows seemed to disappear, making him look like a total cheesecake head.

by ckhdex October 8, 2024

urinary cheesecake

What people in Japan call Urinal Cakes

Be careful not to pee on the urinary cheesecake or else you will be splashed with pee
The urinary cheesecake is blue

by Billiam Beaver April 19, 2018

Cherry Cheesecake

When a woman receives oral sex during her menstrual cycle with either make-up sponges or a tampon tucked completely (string included) inside her vagina. No Redwings.

It was Valentine's Day..and aunt flo decided to be a b***h, so he offered me cherry cheesecake.. I felt so loved.

by #TheLeadLadi September 22, 2016

Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.

A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"

by n1qq4s May 31, 2017

Cheesecake

A mixed-race couple consisting of a white male with an Asian female. Indicating the white (cheese) on top of the yellow (crust), alluding to missionary style.

Look at that cheesecake couple over there.

by Mao Ze Big Dong March 16, 2022

grandma’s cheesecake

ass. Usually elderly, full of sweet cream and other delightful flavours.

Chris: “i only like my grandma’s cheesecake”
Oscar: “yea everyone likes your grandma’s cheesecake,”
Hugh: “it’s the talk of the town”

by pl4ss May 8, 2022

Cheesecake

A verb that describes unprotected sex in which the penetrating counterpart leaves an abundance of schmegma (dick cheese) and semen inside the receiving counterparts vagina or anus.

After roofing for 2 months in the summer without bathing Mike cheesecaked Jesse.

by Wafflestomper42069 February 12, 2022