chapped

Pitted old fucked up pyrex

I asked my girl Nikia if she wanted to smoke and told her to let me see her pipe I took one look at it and said HELL NAW I AIN'T WASTIN MY DOPE IN THIS CHAPPED ASS PIPE! And I bounced!

by JeWeLee7o7 October 7, 2011

Chapped bumhole

Dry, flakey and sore anal cavity.

Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!

by Kingsman84 May 25, 2016

Chap

A chap in prison is a measuring tool. A chap stick lid is used to measure drugs, so inmates ask for a "chap of weed {Marijuana}" or a "chap of ice {Methamphetamine}".

Hey man can you send me a chap of Ice I can send you 100 Walmart to Walmart.

by S455R525 May 15, 2016

Chapping

When you're chatting with an individual or a group while simultaneously fapping

It's a simple combination of the word chatting and fapping, making it a no-brainer.

David: Hey everyone. Kinda chapping over here
Lisa: Go wank somewhere else

by WinstonBoy May 12, 2021

Chap Lord

A Jamaican Phrase meaning someone who has mastered the art of scamming.

Man a Chap Lord

by 1lawd September 18, 2021

hi there chaps

it means the obvious...

"hi there chaps," said i, the one and only Sir Arthur the Seventh of Valarinum

by Hewkitz August 16, 2022

Chapped

“Chapped” a UK slang term for someone (mainly of the female gender) to be considered ugly or unpleasant to the human eye.

Person 1: Yoo what you think of that gyal
Person 2: Nah man she’s so fucking chapped

by Sorryyyy October 8, 2022