Ghetto Champagne

One part Colt .45
One part Liquid Charge
Drink and get buzz.

We getting bunk tonight! Colt .45 and Liquid Charge, got me some of that ghetto champagne...

by OoFuzzyBluroO June 29, 2008

champagne

Woman's pee in man's mouth

Last afternoon, I drink Kathy's champagne ...

by javier2 April 27, 2006

champagne shandy

When a long distance lorry driver paints his nails, looks in his wing mirror, and wanks himself off. (it looks like champagne, but it's really just a shandy)

Man, I was so depressed last night, even a champagne shandy didn't cheer me up...

by Dave Lee Travis April 25, 2008

chaplaincy

The term refers to the act of receiving an explosive phosphate enema and requiring the assistance of a chaplain to administer support through hand holding and holy prayer... amen.

crikey where's the godamn chaplaincy team.. our father, who art in heaaaaavennnn... hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, wowzers thy will be doneeeeeee..

by littleburkey December 14, 2010

Isle of Wight Champagne

Cider on the Island is commonly referred to as 'I.O.W Champagne' by under-aged drinkers.

Woah! We went out last night and polished off 6 litres of Isle Of Wight Champagne' between the two of us!

by Miguelmod November 20, 2006

pop one's champagne bottle

To ejaculate

It's easy to pop one's champagne bottle. Just do something that makes your dick happy.

He tried to pop his champagne bottle the moment midnight strikes, but he started to jack off too early and came at 11:58 pm.

by Anonymous $#!+ February 27, 2010

champaign

Promoting the values & ideals of the top 1%. Often done by drinking with them in lavish rooms, normally behind closed doors and in the absence of the media's cameras & microphones.

"Obama was busy champaigning Tuesday afternoon with his Wall Street donors."

by Placemat33 October 11, 2011