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Champagne National Socialist

A term coined to describe individuals who espouse national socialist and related ideologies while simultaneously enjoying the benefits of a globalized, multicultural society. Similar to the concept of a "Champagne Socialist," a Champagne National Socialist often advocates for policies that prioritize their own ethnic or national group, yet paradoxically embraces cultural diversity and interconnectedness of the world.
Person A: "Did you see that politician speaking about strict immigration policies while they vacationed in multiple foreign countries last month?"
Person B: "Yeah, classic Champagne National Socialist move, trying to have it both ways."
by The 🍓 September 29, 2023
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champagne Dreams

Ive got champagne Dreams with her
by Brayola April 21, 2021
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Champagne lip smack

A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.

First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.

Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."

"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"

"That's great advice mom, thank you"
by Dome luver July 31, 2022
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Champagning

Getting the tip of your schlong (peepee) removed
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Tom: hey man did you hear about what happened to Raphael?
Joe: yeah...heard he got champagned, popped open like a cork bottle
by champaningqueen69 June 16, 2022
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champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork
Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!
by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022
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Champagne Piss

When you get some poo into your dick hole and then use piss to push it out. The poo on top of the piss is like the cork on a champagne bottle and the pee is like the champagne hence why it is called a champagne piss
I accidentally got my dick stuck in some shit so I had to take a champagne piss
by Some_G September 22, 2022
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flat Champagne

Flat Champagne. Adjective. Used to describe a leader, Liz Truss, who claims her "Liz Fizz" economic plans are a work of a genius.

Also used to describe a bitter Daily Express/Mail reader
Did you hear about the "Liz Fizz"? Turns out it was fucking flat Champagne, again.
by ToryBoyRulez September 30, 2022
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