An act of removing the wire cage from a bottle of champagne and shaking it wildly, thus making it ready to fire.
After priming the champagne, Walter started looking for a suitable target, holding the bottle as if it were a shotgun.
by Pygmyowl July 31, 2012

by _____chaAzzA June 30, 2021

Flat Champagne. Adjective. Used to describe a leader, Liz Truss, who claims her "Liz Fizz" economic plans are a work of a genius.
Also used to describe a bitter Daily Express/Mail reader
Also used to describe a bitter Daily Express/Mail reader
by ToryBoyRulez September 30, 2022

Champagne activist (noun): A person who publicly expresses support for a cause or movement, typically by raising a glass of champagne or making a toast, but who does not take any meaningful or sustained action to advance the cause. Also known as Slackatism.
"After toasting to the latest social justice cause with a glass of bubbly, the champagne activist promptly returned to their privileged bubble without doing anything to address the root issues."
by Crunchiest666 April 20, 2023

sham-pain so-shul-iz-lam-ist
(noun)
A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.
see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit
(noun)
A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.
see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit
by _L_C_ June 3, 2025

"champagne shit"
-a style of shit.
It’s the shit when you sit and there's a cork of shit and you just have to push threw it in order to pop and after it pops all the shit comes out watery.
-a style of shit.
It’s the shit when you sit and there's a cork of shit and you just have to push threw it in order to pop and after it pops all the shit comes out watery.
by @takochino November 19, 2017

a champagne glass is when an underage girl has sex with an older man, usually while she is drunk, or high.
by jenna. October 17, 2007
