chainsawfought

To fight a person or persons or animal or animals or inanimate object or objects with a "chainsaw" for the explicitly stated purpose of fighting.

Colin: I chainsawfought that Kodiak bear last week.

Rob: Dude, you did!

Colin:I chainsawfought you mom last week and she's bleeding!

Rob: No dude, thats just her period!

by Colin Dewan September 19, 2007

Chaids

skin diseases and sickness's gained through working out.

After I finished working out my Chaids flared up again.

by man a mal July 25, 2009

chainsawgasm

This is the awesome feeling that one gets when they do some recreational chainsawing and the rush that is of felling trees...

Look at Jim, he's just had a chainsawgasm after cutting down that tree.

Tracy's chainsawgasm was fantastic - just look at the expression on her face.

by madlawnraker May 11, 2015

Chainsaw Breath

When a person’s breath smells like they gargled with assholes.

Geez I just got a whiff of Hoagie Dan’s Chainsaw breath.

by MATTSLAPPY17 September 26, 2017

Chainsaw duel

A euphemism for frotting.

Let's have a chainsaw duel!

by Mr Goomy December 25, 2018

CHAIDS

Cheese AIDS

"I better stop easting all these Polly-O Cheese Sticks before I end up with CHAIDS"

by Lou_Dogg June 26, 2019

chairshaming

The act of shaming a coworker for not pushing their chair in while they're away. This is sometimes done for fun, or out of necessity in cramped workspaces.

Allen: attach chairshaming photo evidence
Sebastien: Javier, your chair is out again! Shame!

by aquasarus March 5, 2020