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dirty castro

It's the dirty sanchez taken to the next level. In this case your adding, along with the fecal moustache, a beard.
She wanted to spice things up and the Dirty Castro seemed like the right thing to do.
by Rob 'Limphog' B. September 17, 2008
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Castaic

A small truckstop town with the dullest group of teenagers you'd be fated to meet. Cookie-cutter families with perfect homes and teenage kids that do nothing but sit around and smoke weed. The drugs are the town's worst-kept secret. Every next door neighbor is a cop.
Person 1: "I live in Castaic."
Person 2: "Great, can I have some pot?"
by TheTrueAndTheStoned May 10, 2011
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Castaway

n; A cheap alcoholic drink that is usually done before any real drinking is to begin. 1 shot of Castillo rum is dropped into a glass of Miller Light. Before dropping the rum the person about the drink must salute the drink and recognize the fact that they are NOT going to be going down with the ship, but will rather ride the tides to an island of humiliation (and sickness) to live as a castaway until the next ship comes along.
Jordan wants to get really drunk tonight, so he wants to be the first castaway
by Fast Andy May 6, 2011
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The die is cast

Spoken by Caesar, as he crossed the Rubicon river, and started a civil war.

..........................also can mean in modern terms as, fuck it!
Caesar: Men, the die is cast, let us cross the Rubicon!

Legionaries: Fuck it, lets go!
by A.u.H January 21, 2011
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Denise Castro

A fiercely intelligent woman. Known for her quick wit, impeccable and effortless sense of style. Normally and effortlessly the center of attention without being egotistical. Straightforward and can be seen as intimidating. Gifted with interpersonal skills. Could easily run a medium sized country with potential to rule an even larger one with more experience. Has a certain something that many people find attractive, but cannot put their finger on exactly what is so attractive about her. Elicits admiration and hatred in equal measures. Loyal, honest, capable of many great things. Headstrong and stubborn to a fault. Won over by honesty, intelligence, simple acts of kindness.
Shit, don't get all DC (Denise Castro) on my ass!
by ***$he**** February 8, 2010
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Societal Castration

The softening of society as a whole. We have accepted more than ever and seem to fight back less and less.

Just like a newly married man, his testicals have been cutoff and he doesn't know how to think for himself anymore without direction from his wife. You know this happened when your friend can't go out anymore without first clearing it with his wife.

Societal Castration is similar. One that once thought they were in control have given up control and taken on a "Whatever" style mentatility because they don't think they can effectuate change without pissing off many different groups of people.
Little Johnny used to make great jokes. Things have changed and now his momma and teacher have much greater influence over him. Due to Societal Castration Johnny doesn't know what to do, doesn't know who to joke about or who to poke fun at without the risk of pissing off everyone around him. He is not scared but knows its not worth the risk. It's the old mantra of if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Sometimes something funny isn't always nice. Sigh.....
by A.K.A. Zimmy February 18, 2019
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Kristine Castro

A pretty, beautiful, drop dead gorgeous girl. Very kind, caring and loving. Will do anything to make that special someone very happy. Just a fun person to be around. Goes great with her man. Bound to marry someone with a name that starts with a K (specially Kevin). Beauty and Brains. The guy she is with should consider himself the luckiest man on earth.
I wish I could be as gorgeous as Kristine Castro.
by asdfghjkl1019349 September 9, 2010
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