Caked up

The top definitions are wrong. Caked up either refers to:

1) Someone who has put too much makeup on their face, especially a concealer.
or
2) Being full from eating too much.

Has nothing to do with ass.

1) Amber went a little overboard with the makeup and her face was all caked up.
2) Timmy was all caked up after Thanksgiving dinner.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 13, 2021

Carted

A cum fart<3

Shit dawg i just carted

by Pimping Llama August 10, 2021

Carted

When you get really fucking high off a dap pen/cartridge. 🛒

“Damn gianna is carted as fuck”

“I can’t wait to go home and get carted”

by mother roach leg November 23, 2021

Caked

Noun: The condition of one’s the hair/fur being adorned with ejaculate.

Verb: To cover and imbed another’s hair/fur with ejaculate.

-“That’s a sticky looking puppy, what happened?”
-“He’s caked.”

by Cricket Dungeon December 28, 2021

caredfuk

A type of insult used to confuse the fuck out of your friends. (or if you cant think of something to say as a come back.)

You're such a caredfuk.

by cxrtaber March 24, 2022

Caked out

When someone you know used to be slim but now they have put on loads of weight and are now caked out.

Jeez did you see Hayleigh, since she had the baby she has caked out

by Cakehunter January 22, 2022

Cacked

To get completely destroyed. Similar devastation to getting sandwiched by rocket sleds on rails.

Cacking someone feels like a triple collateral on purpose.

Marco fucking cacked Polo.

GET CACKED!!!

by hdxNihilist February 11, 2022