curly canoe

1) Imaginary "Love boat" paddled by curly haired, Leo Sayer lookalikes.

2) How curly haired people refer to their poodle-like locks.

3) David "Pantene Perfect Curls" Knox.

1) Metaphor, as in missed the boat:
"Kelly had her chance, but she's blown it, she's really missed the curly canoe this time..."

2) Adventurous propostition:
"Alright love, wanna take a ride down the rapids in the curly canoe?"

by James Peter James February 09, 2005

Red Canoe

that time of the month when your woman decides to forget when she is menstruating. then things get hot and heavy... you are in the middle of sexual intercourse... look down and see your male member is covered in that red natural lube.

"Oh man Hannah you're so...wait. is that...aww babe why didn't you tell me!" To which Hannah replies, "I didn't know Derek! I swore I was going to start next week! Maybe YOU brought it on!" Derek jumps off the bed walking to the bathroom, and turns to Hannah and says, "You KNOW I hate getting the Red Canoe..."

by boot scootin' booties October 04, 2009

Jew Canoe

An automobile that is very cheap or beat up and will fit alot of people.

That old station wagon is a big jew canoe

by Richard21 March 12, 2012

Douche Canoe

SOMEONE WHO RUNS A MOTORCYCLE WITHOUT OIL IN IT

DOUCHE CANOE RAN HIS BIKE WITHOUT OIL IN IT AGAIN THANK GOODNESS ITS A HONDA

by MR GIGGLES654 March 04, 2017

Douche Canoe

An expression used to describe someone who is extremely stupid and infuriating.

1. Molly: My boyfriend was pressuring me into sex last night.

Shannon: What a douche canoe!

2. Ethan: My mom is being a douche canoe, she won’t let me smoke pot in my room.

by Thomanthan Bosley September 29, 2020

Douche Canoe

The plexiglass enclosed area inside the Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback room where Kirk Cousins must isolate himself because he’s a giant idiot who refuses to get vaccinated.

I’ve done my own medical research and I’ve concluded that I’ll be safer inside my douche canoe versus simply getting vaccinated.

by AntiEverythingFC August 05, 2021

Douche Canoe

A giant douche bottle you ride like a horse in the water and squeeze your thighs to power it through the douche nozzle.

"I rode my douche canoe down the river and my thighs are so sore"

by Douchewhisperer June 28, 2022