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Long Calf

A more politically correct term for "Cankles." Cankles are a condition where the ankle does not exist, the circumference of the calf extends all the way down to the foot.
"Long calf is a major turn-off."
by purplHayes March 30, 2019
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Cali Weed

Supposedly some of the "best" weed comes from Cali.
"And Cali weed be the brightest green, be the brightest green" -Dirty Heads, Neighborhood
by AK4LYFE January 5, 2007
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California

CALIFORNIA means: Everyone hates cops. We all live next door to Mexicans. Our chicks are WAY hotter than yours. We say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" (and I say them often). We know what real cheese and avocados taste like. All the porn you watch is made here, cause we FUCK better. We don't get snowdays off because there's only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear. We can wear sandlas all year long. We go to the Beach--not "down to the shore" you idiots! We know 65 mph really means 100. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and a high speed chase cuz we don't fuck around on the road. The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14. You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code. We might get looked at funny by locals while on vacation in their state, but when they find out we're from California we turn into Greek GODS. We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "California roll". No cop no stop baby! We can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day. All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here. We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!! We have In-N-Out which have the BEST burgers EVER(Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them). We have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means OUR opinion means more than yours, which means we're better than you. The best athletes come from here. We call it soda, not pop. We have 3 NFL teams..Raiders, 49er's, Chargers. Other countries hate the United States but they love CALIFORNIA. We have the best weed here....and it's all grown in our backyards!!!!!!!
California is the BEST state in the country!
by Hill5521 January 18, 2009
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california howdy

Joe was shocked that everyone was giving him the finger until Bob explained to him that it was O.K. that it was just a california howdy and to be expected.
by Deborah Lee July 19, 2006
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California

A really nice state. Often ridiculed and stereotyped by people who either live in shitty states nobody cares about or they just have never been there.
Person #1: Man, California is so ghetto. Look at Los Angeles...
Person #2: Hick...
by Kyle February 27, 2005
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Californication

The spread and influence of western memes and culture, esp. that of California, across the world. Especially focusing on the selling of sex. Made of the words "California" and "fornication"
Californication is the number one cause corrupting eastern religion
by Travis K. December 8, 2004
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Barrett 50. caliber sniper

the most devastating weapon of the sniper class. It fires 50. caliber bullets that can rip a person apart. It fires semi-automatic which beats out its bolt-action counterparts
Holy Shit! That sniper with the Barrett 50. caliber sniper just blew that guy's head off!
by Dgul inc. April 17, 2008
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